Friday, January 28, 2011

Adult Truths

I got this from Southern Style & Living this morning and it made me smile. I thought I would pass it along to start your day off with a chuckle too. They are so true, that's what made me laugh.

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5. Was learning cursive really necessary?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

19. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -- but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

22. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

TGIF!!!! Cheers to a great weekend y'all!


nomo wino daph said...

bwahahahaaaaaaa #6!!!!!

I was using googlemaps on my iPhone yesterday and it must be the same thing/way! Love it:p

Happy Friday Friend!

Jac said...

Hahahahahaha! #12 and 17- hilarious! Thanks for sharing the laugh! :)

Mama Keene said...

This was a wonderful morning read, it was really cute, thank you for the share!

Anonymous said...

I have seen this before on another blog and I stole it too!--- Used several as my FB status cause they are SOOOOOO true! :)

Have a FAB day!

Cory (playdates and prescriptions) said...

hahaha LOVE it!! thanks for sharing!! have a great weekend!

Lisa said...

Hysterical!! I literally laughed out loud at many of these! Thanks for sharing.

Have a wonderful weekend!

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